Give me a break

Yes, this is not another list of those easy going, heard everyday and found everywhere thoughts and quotes. This is a list of resolutions I have made so far ever since my dogie ran away with that short German bitch.

  • All that glitters is not gold, but all that matters is Gold!
  • Don’t Give Me Red! Go Green! Plant a tree and adopt some saplings!
  • Look before you leap, and keep the first aid ready, just in case!
  • Think before you speak, and stand up to your deeds.
  • The point is not that the world is a better place to live or not, but the point is if we have options.
  • Don’t chase your dreams, instead chase the reality. Dreams are mere a shadow of what is really bothering you around in bones and flesh.
  • Brain is one of the best mysterious boons organisms have been gifted with. Tear open every cell and measure the frequency that every nerve is carrying to millions of places in your body every nanosecond. Explore it. Be in control.
  • Think big! At least that way you have better dreams.
  • It is not about the truth or the lies. It is about what you Feel and what is really important.
  • Talk to yourself during a problem. It is you, who knows, how you screwed it up in the first place.
  • Beauty is in the eyes of the Camera Holder.
  • Silence is Golden, Science, well, not always!
  • Computers are a boon. Well, depends on your RAM and processor power.
  • Let’s make things better! Yes, they do need a lot of improvement.
  • An idea can change your life; only if you apply for a patent at the right time.

About mohitvalecha

Mohit is an optimistic day-dreamer and romancer who gave up his 11 year old software profession experience to build his dream in Creative Writing. He writes blogs, articles, reviews, children stories, fiction and non-fiction spirituality books to promote reading and provide a meaning to people’s lives. If he is not reading or writing, you would find him making mock, cock and all other kinds of tails or playing with his charming son Krishna. His life is a love triangle with three corners being Devi, Krishna and his Guru, Sirshree. Mohit’s passion is Meditation, Heal and Help people and play “Bhi ta!” (Another form of Hide-&-Seek) with Krishna.
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